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It's all TikTok's fault.

It's all TikTok's fault.

By Lutfi Dervishi
TikTok is to blame for the high level of corruption in the country. Before TikTok, Albania was a country without corruption.
TikTok is to blame for the insults, swearing, slander and fights in Parliament. Before TikTok, debates in Parliament were as similar as those held in Oxford.
TikTok is to blame for the increase in crime in the country. Before TikTok, we only encountered crime in books and movies.
TikTok is to blame for the increase in road accidents. Before TikTok, there were no victims from accidents.
TikTok is to blame for the poor results in education. Before TikTok, students excelled in the PISA test.
TikTok is to blame for the depopulation of the country. Before TikTok, Albanians did not leave Albania.
TikTok is to blame for low pensions. Before TikTok, pensions were high and sufficient for a comfortable life.
TikTok is to blame for the increase in prices. Before TikTok, prices were affordable for every salary.
TikTok is to blame for vote buying and pressure on voters. Before TikTok, the electoral process was clean and fair, without any cases of vote buying and without any pressure on the administration.
TikTok is to blame for the lack of completion of public works. Before TikTok, works were completed on time and with quality.
TikTok is to blame for the scandalous level of propaganda. Before TikTok, information was impartial and reliable and the government responded to every request from journalists.
TikTok is to blame for climate change. Before TikTok, Albania had a stable and predictable climate.
TikTok is to blame for everything that is not going well in the country. Before TikTok, Albania was an earthly paradise without any problems.

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