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Dervish's Irony: Why are 30 advisors few for a water supply director?
Prime Minister Edi Rama, during a meeting with the country's mayors, called it unnecessary for a water supply director to have 30 advisors in his office.
Journalist and analyst Lutfi Dervishi, ironically mocking Rama's statement, explains why a water supply director has fewer than 30 advisors.
POSTING:
Water source advisor, to preserve the Albanian origin of water
Watershed advisor.
Chlorination advisor.
Advisor for main pipes.
Advisor for secondary pipes.
Cast iron pipe consultant, respecting tradition.
Plastic pipe consultant.
Advisor for black pipes, because every system has a dark side.
Advisor for green pipes, for ecological approaches.
Advisor for measuring clocks.
Advisor for billed and non-billed water.
Invoice printing advisor.
Water temperature advisor.
Winter water advisory.
Water advisor in summer.
Water advisor in spring.
Autumn water advisory.
Advisor for the water that is flowing.
Advisor for water that comes on schedule.
Advisor for the water that doesn't come.
Clean water advisor.
Advisor for polluted water.
Water analysis consultant.
Selita Water Advisor.
Water advisor for Bovilla.
Advisor to the great Saracens.
Advisor for middle school Saracens.
Advisor to the little Saracens.
Advisor for still water.
Sparkling water advisor.
Advisor for the troubled waters of leadership.
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