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Tax for singles or those who do not leave

Politiko 2025-07-06 15:04:00

Tax for singles or those who do not leave

By Lutfi Dervishi
Albania, there is no need to copy Macedonia to fight aging, by imposing a tax on singles.
National plan against aging PKKP:
1. Tax for young people who have not left
Instead of penalizing singles, as they want to do in Macedonia, we will penalize those who stay in Albania under the age of 35. Because if you have not left yet, you are either unable to emigrate, or you plan to grow old here!
2. Pension for every person who reappears in Albania after 10 years of emigration
Let's no longer call it "aging" but "demographic revival", when the elderly return to enjoy their retirement here, for the economy it is as if we had 20 babies.
3. Declaring Albania as a "free aging zone"
We import pensioners from the EU. Zero tax, sun, sea. Europe is aging, Albania is exploiting them! A win-win for both parties: they die for the sun, we get rich with their pensions.
4. Tower for every baby
Every child will have a tower with their name on it. If you are going to be born, you have to contribute to urban development! The more children, the more towers, the more towers the more concrete, the more concrete the less space for the elderly!
5. Bonus for every baby born abroad who is registered as a resident in Albania
Why bother having children here, when we have exported labor and can import babies? Every Albanian born in Germany, Italy or elsewhere, receives Albanian citizenship! This is how we improve the average age in the country and declare ourselves the new nation in the Balkans.

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