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Rapid developments in the Sultanates!

Politiko 2025-07-04 18:00:06
Rapid developments in the Sultanates!

By Klodian Tomorri

The benefits of the fourth term culminated this week, especially in the undefeated bastions that cast their lead vote for the enemy on May 11 and united as a single body around the Party.

In Elbasan, a new form of mass extermination is being experimented with. Ecocide. Its effectiveness will be evaluated in the future.

Within a few years, researchers will have a clear picture of the costs in human lives, the costs in the health system, and the environmental costs. But it can be said in advance that these costs will be proportional to the powerful victory of May 11.

In Vlora, they are testing what water deprivation at 40 degrees Celsius does to humanity. They are also experimenting with whether people can live by drinking seawater and the juice of 9 plebiscite mandates.

However, some culprits were needed in Vlora. So the sultan issued a decree and declared all the parasitic patronageists of the Municipality as dangerous saboteurs.

That is, the Ministry of Infrastructure owns the water supply, the Ministry of Infrastructure made the reform, the Ministry of Infrastructure made the investments, but the fault for the fact that the millet in Vlora is drying up for water lies with these petty thieves who roam around the Municipality.

This is the general panorama of this beginning of the mandate, for which the Sultan says he is losing sleep due to the great responsibility and trust that the people have given him.

In the micro, things are much more entertaining. For example, those scenes of directors leaving the City Hall in droves with their heads bowed, after having eaten the Sultan's stick, are not paid for.

The work demands that the mandate of great responsibility also have some martyrs. So some will eat the Sultan's stick, some others that of Duman with the Sultan's authorization.

But what is important is that the party has unity and that the Elbasan incinerator produces energy.

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