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Chronicle of disappointments and jealousies after the election of Mamice at the head of Tabir Saraji!
By Agron Gjekmarkaj
Mamice's arrival at the head of the Assembly caused a lot of anger and jealousy within the group of socialist deputies.
Ours doesn't understand if Nallbati is happier or sadder?! Hermetic has become iniquitous. Everyone waits for him to let out a sigh of disappointment or joy to then say so and so! Just sit tight, suffer, meit! Only Saimir Koreshi sang the well-known hit "tuj tuj tuj tuj long chickens"! Jorushi of Tabake as a nun of virtue prayed for general peace.
Thank you Albana for not slapping me because I was bothering to go out in the mejdan, but my mother turned on the meat grinder herself. Salianj's intervention saved me! He said to the congratulator, even though it's light-hearted, we barely got it, it reminds us that we have to laugh sometimes because we are fools! Haram appeared as Saint George.
All of Dash Sule's hukumas and his riding on the chair that the voice went to the right ears, it is not easy to name them! But the big bell burst among the socialists who grew old in that party and others who may go young to oblivion without marking their name anywhere.
Pandi Majkua, the former prime minister, has been waiting for this day, to go up there himself, for national holidays, to put on those ancient grays the pleats of Kosovo and the tirqis of Rugova to wear! But no, you only had to warm your palms with applause when Babua dropped Mamice's name on that bina. Laugh but your faith shakes! Babo's pan only needs to be wiped from the outside, when it is baked, it will smell and be swallowed in the void.
Fatmir Xhafa, who knows Dovleti's affairs well, has started as an investigator, after he screwed up a reform in justice and is preparing another one, even he, whitewashed in office and a loyal son of the Party, was given that chair, but he did not give himself up, he tightened teeth, one broke, with the conviction that revenge is a dish that is eaten cold.
Klos, who takes what they give and does not act when he is left with nothing, did not see that empty place with evil eyes after the departure of Lindita!!
Chuchi, used to transfers, would not have said no! A mullâ created you on the spot as soon as he felt that he would become Ermo's deputy! Once he replaced the Host, then Tao, now Ermon! It would be a lot of fun for him to go up from where Nikola came down, but he didn't say that! Beraqavers thought even that was better than nothing.
Ermua herself has done so much fighting by throwing gasoline, pitch and fire on the Opposition for a moment in the former President read the flight without return, she believed that the good hour is coming, but you have not been a katilferman, zeherhaberr!
Tony would close his eyes and dream of himself up there reading us passages from the Talmud, the Bible and the Koran as God's chosen son on Earth!
And when he opened the door, he saw the face of Mamicusha, who became the President. He spoke to you a little and thought that we should fight to remain because evil takes you ahead and who knows where it ends with closed eyes.
Mimi di Puccini has always believed that if No. 1 of the state is never given to the Catholics for surprise, at least No. 2 should remain with them. She had a clear identity, she had to be Catholic, from the north, a tall, blonde with blue eyes, who has seen the world with her eyes and not a curly-haired, ezmere, from the coast, from those who said the turban better of the Sultan than the Pope's palace in 1453 and God pleased you. But he kept himself to leave the judgment of the evening to time.
The host who doesn't care what others decide to believe that a decision could be made that, being a skunk, gives him that baby girl, but took Chuchi's! I don't know what is waiting for this bad-mouthed Gaz Bardhi who found some notebooks and is waiting for September. I told him you have a counterpart, Nikoqiri sings, plays the guitar, translates, he has a playful spirit, the poet does not hack you... I show him the poems of the evil Uleritis.
Termeja had seen a ram's shoulder and there it appeared that Tezja would remain in the Government, but there was also an open path if it was not read well to run up or down later!
Auntie's heart, which beats for the great causes and Fergellonje metals, was broken by a sweet talk that she herself would become the President because there is no signature there!
But when Mamicushe's name came out, she knows she should show joy and she did!
Tao, when Lindita surprised us there and then he felt indifference, but when Babo suddenly replaced him with Ibrahim Hoxhen, he thought that the job was good and he wanted to go up! Well, who expected that he would become a Mommy!!!
Gonxhe was very anxious until that matter was closed!! He doesn't know how to speak, only play his hand and sign, and the mayor wants words, not hands! The sweats of the end would come out there.
The lucky one survived!!
Bela looked with anger at the Opposition who made gurgulera, not just because they wet Babo with holy water and shoot him with expired regulations, but above all because of the fact that she (the opposition) was not sensitive to the new hair model that the President had chosen on inauguration day!!! And he will hardly forgive us for this inattention!!
What about Damo someone asked? He has had no claims for a long time, but as a sacrifice he could agree to become Tabir's first! Su do su do shedosh!
Was Shalsi interested in another one? He's holding on to Blero that he's not falling, that he's not falling once, because his only preoccupation is Bores' snobbery at the gumezhin platform!
For Etilden, they were divided into two camps! The esthetes led by Leader Muli and me as a substitute for his soul said that Etilda or Ogi would be the right one, but the fighters led by Frrok Gjin followed by Ulsi Manja wanted Braçe as the President, they were slurring their words, no, no, no, no. I want!
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