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"With irregular tritoli bursts", today's weather and tomorrow's forecast

Politiko 2024-07-22 19:34:54

 "With irregular tritoli bursts", today's weather and
High temperatures accompanied by irregular tritoli explosions will continue to prevail over our country, an atmospheric phenomenon that some local meteorologists have dubbed "weather of reckoning".
The explosions will be concentrated mainly in urban areas, with high intensity in Fushë-Kruje, Durrës, Vlorë and Fier. Residents are advised to carry bulletproof vests and gas masks.
Burning cars will be found on the outskirts of these areas, creating what weather forecasters call a "car blizzard". The police will catch the victims and after a thorough check they will find that the corpses have no money in their pockets and have lost nothing but their lives.
The fires will be concentrated at heights above 500 meters above sea level, offering a spectacular panorama for tourists with masochistic tendencies.
Planes from Greece, Italy and Turkey will fly over the fires in Macukull, Himare, Llogara and Gjallica. In a heroic effort to save the unsaveable, military uniforms will fight the flames with birches, putting on a great show for an international audience.
Fires in trash cans will self-extinguish, while smoke and wind will increase atmospheric pressure near residential centers, bringing what meteorologists call "urban sauna syndrome."
The wind (of septic tanks) will blow lightly in the western and southern lowlands, bringing a special freshness and aroma to residents and seasonal tourists.
Due to the speed, a gradual increase in the number of accidents is expected and the society with a rapid increase in the posts of the Ministry of the Interior on social networks. Beware, Instagram followers of the Ministry of the Interior may experience "emotional shock".
The distribution of water for tourists will continue regularly mainly at the border points of the western lowlands and at Mother Teresa Airport.
The Euro will suffer strong shocks, especially in the first week of August, as a result of abundant flows originating from the North and West of our continent, creating an economic wave similar to a financial tsunami.
Agent activity based in Greece, Serbia, Russia, China and Montenegro will continue with the increase in the price of sunbeds, umbrellas, rooms, food, and all kinds of drinks, except for photoxin, which this week is in offer.


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