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Why did the jackal land in Tirana?

Why did the jackal land in Tirana?

By Artan Fuga

Different media say that it has come down from the mountains, and experts, usually animals, have said that the jackal has come to look for food. Hahaha. How to say that man lives to breathe.

These hours make you gas for every sentence they write!

How is it possible, Shvejku said, that they all went crazy at once!!!

A journalist wrote that the jackal sat in the cafe a little surprised by the verdalle people :))

Wow, how did you understand, my dear! How does one express surprise in coffee? How can a fool open his eyes to the lies his friend tells him in front of him?

How do you know, for example, that the wild jackal came from the mountains and was not kept in any house, by any boss, or by any type of hunter, or by any lady? Didn't get out of some luxury apartment?

Have they questioned the jackal? Aman, in what language do they speak to him? That this is an investigation case. Very difficult. What did the gravel deposit?

They say that the jackal said that I will repent and cooperate with you! He denounced the fox, who in cooperation with the wild cat, put him in the network, deceived him and told him that there is an empty job in Tirana. Cakalli then paid thirty two hundred thousand euros and five pieces of cheese as a corrupt tip.

The jackal expert stated to an important media that the jackal came to Tirana for food. Hahaha. You can say that any animal that urinates when it moves is motivated by the desire for food. But another expert objected, saying that he came down for sex, in search of the cuckoo that had run away from the nest a few months before under the influence of tiktok. Saw a lot of tiktok communicating with zoo goats.

Cakalli has come for food?! Imagine, what stupid experts who think that the jackal went through all the towns of Tirana and did not find food, until he arrived at a bar in the block, where, after taking out a few euros, he shouted at the waiter: oh cuni, let's buy a coffee, grrrrrrr, with milk and a croissant because I was starving.

There are also apocalyptic versions. Some of the mountains of Tirana have learned from the media that it has become a nightmare, that you can find the bones of the dead thrown on the streets, and you can scratch them for the taste of ice cream for seven days without pleasure.

Human flesh for all the cakes!

Meanwhile, in an interview, Cakalli said something in a video, but the video is kept to blackmail him, because he went out naked in the cafe.

There the jackal claimed that a laras somewhere behind Dajti manipulated him and told him that in Tirana there has been a word circulating for a long time, and stupid people have understood that: Wolf, wolf, but the jackal makes a mess. Cakalli said that from this expression he understood that in the public space and the political market there are too many wolves and wolverines, but there is a lack of little ones. Thus, he has come to adjust the balance between wolves and cats in the country's capital.

Counterpedal expert, Bishtnim Zverdhanuku, has another opinion, in a television studio he stated his investigative - humorous result according to which the jackal told him that he came to seek political asylum in Tirana. He came from the mountains of Pindi, depicted in the advertisement for Albanian tourism, and that there are millions of tourists who don't go anywhere else but come here to see the most beautiful museum in the world, the house with leaves where it is shown how Albanians used to remove the nails of Albanians. .

Rumors are also circulating that the jackal had actually lost its way because it was meant to go to the zoo, since there is a farm there, there are cows, kids, sheep, goats, but there are no wild animals, especially an authentic jackal is wanted

However, the investigations continue, and in the meantime, the accused has been sentenced to appear in unit 5, every Monday, at 3 o'clock in the morning. There are reports that it is being negotiated to sterilize him and release him as a puppy for sale in another city, where a tender for a dog shelter is expected to be held.

This opens an issue that has to do with the identity of the first cubs from the foxes, and it is said that a petition is being prepared for this, which has so far collected two thousand and one hundred signatures. The strange thing is that they are signing people, chickens, ladies' dogs, domestic crocodiles, snake cats, canal rats, snakes, etc.

The life of the city has become very complicated because there is a conspiracy theory that, in collaboration with a journalist, they are publishing a brochure where the idea is that after thousands of years a fact predicted by Nastradinus is happening, highlighted by a woman who predicts fortunes according to which when different people become children, there are children who want to become people. It is claimed to be a new treatment of social Darwinism.


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