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From Partizane to PR-izane: Congratulations to the 84-year-old who doesn't need anti-wrinkle cream - she has the power!

Politiko 2025-06-12 18:29:21

From Partizane to PR-izane: Congratulations to the 84-year-old who doesn't

By Hysni Gurra

Happy birthday, Party!
A long life, from rifle to lawlessness.
From tractor to tender.
From communist roots to oligarchic branches.
84 years of success story – for yourself.
You started as the Communist Party of Albania (PKSh) – revolutionary, illegal, with strong ideas (and real bullets).
You grew up as the Party of Labor (PPSh) – totalitarian, all for the people (provided that the people have no opinion).
Then democracy came, you wiped off your makeup, put on “European” lipstick and called yourself the Socialist Party (PS) – modern, pro-Western, with a soft voice but an iron fist.
Essentially, the same party, just with different filters:
* PKSh decided who lives and who doesn’t.
* PPSh decided who works and for whom.
* PS decides who wins the tender and who stands in line with CV in hand, who stays inside and who should be expelled from Albania.
You don’t age, no. You only get renamed.
Just as Enver called himself "beloved leader" and no one dared to ask him why he had no bread, today you are called "Rilindja" and whoever asks you why you steal, why you are called an enemy with patronageists.
You do not age, no. You only get renamed.
Just as Enver had Mugosha and Popovic, even today you have the self-improved version of ideological friendships:
Rama leaves your birthday to go to Soros's wedding.
From Party congresses to global weddings - with style, with class, and with a sponsor.
Because it does not matter where the Party celebrates, it is enough that the government is the guest of honor.
You are a biological miracle: an 84-year-old body with an Instagram face and a smile with a face stamped with hypocrisy that the indoctrinated sick and the self-interested applaud.
You were always right – even when you said America was the enemy, even when you forgive what America says and does, the party acts as if with the “EU” for opening negotiations that it itself closes from within.
Consistency? Yes, absolute consistency in capturing everything!
And today, on this great day, Albanians have two choices:
-Celebrate your birthday.
-Or fly out on the 3:45 plane, because in this country only you have the right to grow old without leaving.
Congratulations Party!
From the command in the mountain, to a stylish residence!
From the cooperative, to the corporation!
You are proof that the system can change… but power, never!