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OP-ED

Government's dildo

Politiko 2023-03-15 17:24:22

Alfred Lela

A status on Facebook summed up, as much as it could, what happens in the politics-justice underpass: SPAK puts its hand in a bag of millions of euros and takes out a dildo. The sarcastic parable referred to former minister Ahmetaj and SPAK's control of his and his partner's apartments. The dildo was found, along with other fellows colored in progressivnes, in the homes in question.

Those 'arrested' by SPAK in the convalescence of Rama's former deputy are not the only 'vibrators' in circulation that try to please the power or serve as simulators of the pleasures of the administration. The journey from the court to the CEC, and further to the KAS and the Electoral College, of a handful of politicians, who carry the seal of the Democratic Party in their pockets, like the mayors of remote municipalities once upon a time, constitutes a vibration of its own.

If we may say so, they no longer constitute a problem for the present but remain a future crisis. Despite the apparent irritation at the Election Commissioner's decision, they do not care about the race because it requires speed, decision-making, and political enterprise. It has long been known that the main action of this group is crawling. This is not inaction; it does not fill you with disgust for sloth or laziness, a kind of misery that becomes adequate due to its accessorization.

More or less like a vibrator that, forgotten in the bedside drawer, is a strange object, born both out of necessity and out of excess, but when put to work, it becomes an 'angry little animal.'

The group holding the seal, with an acting chairman empowered by a resigned chairman, is nothing more than a vibrator, forgotten in Albania's transition drawer, to be put to work by the government when it can no longer produce an electoral aphrodisiac. But it is not in the present, nor the short term, the damage that Rama's vibrator does. Concerning May 14, it would be good for them to get the seal with 'authorization' and enter the elections. Let this exercise conclude once again, just like March 6, how much they are worth. On the contrary, they will continue to be used as a vibrator in the 2025 elections. They will be catapulted into the "opposition bed," playing the "biggest opposition dick in town." They will play the victim that the government kept out of the elections.

This would be the most significant success of the government's vibrator. To reduce the national debate about the government's scandals, suppress the opposition by giving it a battle, and invite it into the blind alleys, preferred by the media, of the 'family' quarrel. Powerless to produce a new narrative, with the dead mule of the Renaissance that stinks in the international press, Edi Rama, today, as always, solves with the means of eros what he cannot do with political tools. He bought a vibrator, which twists his head to the right, and with it in his hand, he roams Albania on election town halls.

As a political tool, the vibrator is a downgrade from its predecessor, Mr. Charles McGonial; but hey, no organ's virtues are discussed in the house of a swindler.