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As soon as he wakes up in the morning, Trump asks: 'Did someone bother me with Albanians?'?

Politiko 2025-06-17 22:24:12

As soon as he wakes up in the morning, Trump asks: 'Did someone bother me

By Kim Mehmeti

Serbia is a major arms producer and as such it strengthens its self-defense capabilities and sells weapons to Russia and Ukraine, Israel and Iran.

So anyone who has the will to fight, but lacks weapons, is valued equally by both Western and Eastern countries.

Our "Albanians" produce inferiority and peace-lovingness, so they remove symbols of our national pride, such as the KLA, from stadiums, we ban patriotic songs, and we sell cosmopolitanism.

We don't sell that to just anyone, but only to the West, which will protect us from all dangers, but only if we reach cosmopolitan heights enough not to irritate the Serbs by loudly showing that we are Albanians! 

So, since we have bread and protection guaranteed by the West, since we don't need weapons, but those who will protect us, the Kosovo opposition deals with the country's biggest 'enemy' - its incumbent Prime Minister, while Piktori remains loyal to the 'bulash' mentality and lives the joy of belated grooms' weddings.

Yes, Serbia produces weapons and military equipment and sells them to anyone who pays well and doesn't reveal where they bought them, thereby increasing its defense capabilities and increasing everyone's respect for it.

And we produce 'goodness' because we know that America will protect us and that Trump, when he wakes up in the morning, the first question he asks is: "Did someone bother the Albanians?"

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