It is a country where: They vote for the government to solve problems and hold the opposition accountable for not solving them.

By Lutfi Dervishi

It is a place where:

You return to your home and they count you as a tourist.

Solve health problems with Gofundme.

They can't stand justice more than injustice.

They applaud propaganda and protest against the truth.

They vote for the government to solve problems and hold the opposition accountable for not solving them.

You see the scandal, the scandal and they are forgotten.

Defamation is called opinion, while truth is called conspiracy theory.

Politicians give speeches, but not the word.

The youth fled to build their future in Germany, while the elders recounted how they defeated the Germans in the war.

Using Facebook is mandatory, while using your brain... is optional.

The one who catches the tender is called "the good one", the one who is caught is "the bad one", and the one who catches both is "the mean one".

Earthquakes occur more often than governments fall.

The donkey flies, and witnesses who saw it even come out...cleaning its wings.