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"Bračja seems to have magic", GJekmarkaj's satirical analysis: Tao seems lonely, there is no one here, and it is chatter!
By Agron Gjekmarkaj
I couldn't believe my ears, nor my eyes, something was falling on top of me and the ground was moving under my feet!
Nallbati, who looked sullen, motionless like a tombstone from the absence of Mom, so much so that when we said to him: drink a coffee - he's a mouthful, he was hungry, I don't drink, eat a pie - I can't eat, he gets better when he coughs - he suddenly answered us he was cackled au iu au iu and lip to ear with joy as he complimented Blerina Gjylamesa!
How well this one suits you and how nice this other one fits you, you're better smiling than angry, many of these!!! I closed my eyes and brought my head closer! Dash Sula wanted to pull out the remaining hair from the disease. That guy he was, he was saying those things!
More haram, damn it, I tell him, so quickly are Mamice's nurs left behind, those mysteries, that solemn attitude waiting for Skanderbena, that chatter full of suffering, nectar of intellectualism, and those curls like a cape? A happy man said, "My life became saffron, boredom cracked my soul, bullet after bullet comes out!" I was scolded!
Blerina herself found me in a corner, "we were neighbors, she noticed, kind, but I did the laundry, she pointed out when you wrote that I, Blerua, cried for Ditmir as he ran away without returning to the streets of the vice, he almost killed us and Niko, he stopped and said First of all, I don't cry, but if my eyes are filled with tears, so that they shine like emeralds, I cried for Baba so that my tears don't go to waste, my eyes grow and his attention is watered, I carried a lot of wine on my back. I drank water".
I thought, Blerua is not a bad person, don't be spoiled!!! I will find the right place. I asked him, do you like to cry for Xhafen, Klos, Damon, Tao, Çyrbe?? Yeah, yeah, no tears for me, I said.
For Baba pour the blessed ones. Now I have to sit and watch the congress.
The wicked one, Gaz Bardhi Lideri, in perspective, took up with Ermon. What didn't that damn mouth say!! Since Ermua, which has itself as a mill, was left without water and the wheel was no longer moving. You shut up Ermos it's like carrying Sisyphus' stone on your back!! The devil puts his hands in the money like no one else!
Bela's absence has preoccupied big and small inside. Conspiracy theories multiply! Tao looks lonely, there is no one here and there is chatter! Bora's textless smile is not enough, Anile's added gloom is too much.
Delina came out of the corner and fell comfortably! She does not speak, we have forgotten her! Ulsia is more piraun than it seems. How distant the times seem when he used to tell Bela, sometimes she laughed to motivate him, sometimes not to show him the goal, but he did the work, he continued! Now I have a one-on-one, intellectual conversation with Ogi about the role of Xhafe, Maznik of Pirden and Ciu, the influence of their ideas in contemporary times!
Nikoqiri rri me sytë perdhe si nuse e sapomarrë! Tezja ka një brenge! Këto koha s’ka kenduar më zabeleve me Termenë!
Ministrushit Mete i lidhin një qafore e perpara i vënë një sahan me pershesh. Ogi i tha haji të gjitha se të bëjnë mirë!
E pret pak me siklet edhe ai si ca të tjerë, i gjori daten 27.
Toni ka një dëshirë, ja do xhani te behet minister, e ka me qejf, i permbush kushtet tek e fundit të mbetet deputet!! Ndaj mos ja vini re keto kohe llomotite se nuk është aq për të qeshur sa e bën veten. Shalsi të paktën s’ka pretenduar kurrë që i beson ato që thotë!
Braçja sikur ka majasell kruhet me këdo pa shkak dhe fshihet pas Antonetes e cila nxjerr muskujt si kopaçe!!
Do ti bjere në sy Babos se po vjen fundi! Ai bën sikur nuk e sheh e degjon, i lë të kuptohet që duhet të thellohet edhe më në autokritike! Se ne fillim qe kollaj t’ja perbysje karrigen e zyres! Hajde ngreje tani.
Majkua e di që hyri nga dritarja e përpiqet të mbajë derën hapur, të duket i dobishëm, bën sikur punon herë një shat, herë një lopatë po puna e mbarë si thotë njeri të ziut!
Mimi di Puccini po jeton një rini të dyte mes lezeteve të jetes si gjyshe dhe shpirtin e ka në paqe! Veshtrimin blu nuk e ka me qortues e zhbirues por hulumtues e të krishterë! Eh mor vllai!
Laerti deshironte që të mos e shihja po fati i keq , e kunderta ndodhi! I thashë kush del nga Kronika del nga qeveria dhe kuvendi,madje nga koha.
Ajo i ka fituar bastet me opinion publik, fjala fjale e llafi llaf!! Babua lexon kroniken e ben bismilah nxjerr kopaçen dhe e vertit. I vjen keq të beje ndryshe se skenaret e saj janë nxites ndaj afrohu!
“Une isha mirë si mbledhes lotesh diku as afer as larg lerm ku isha rixha të kam”.
Sikur i dolen nga xhani ato fjale e me bindi!!
Ismet Beqiri mu afrua si me ndroje, nga xhepi nxori një tefter dhe ja dha të recituarit me patos sa Pranvera Resuli shtangu habie!
E kam shkruar tha një dite kur mungove në Parlament!
“Ai iku, po kush mbeti
S’na rrihet pa qerratanë
Është kripa dhe lezeti
I Kuvendi kronikan
Fjalet si kronike e tija
Po çudisin gjithe dynjanë
Vete Mevla Çelebija
Thot Pasardhesin ja ku e kam
Një gje po ju them or miq
Se seanca vjen e iken
Dhe kur trasta nuk ka fiq
Durim, se kemi kroniken
Permbysur duket dynjaja
Nata vjen, kur dita iken
Dhe n’Kuvend t’behet hataja
Si melhem kemi kroniken
Bujari i Lushnjes pak ziliqar per talentin e Ismetit dhe vendosmerine e Kronikes per ta lënë prape deputet tha diçka mes qortimimit e kercenimit! Ky është gabim ideologjik, rënie në sentimentalizem mikroborgjez! Dilua me Bafton nuk do e benin kurrë!
Por Ismeti nxorri faqoren e terhoqi nje gllenke! Leshoi nje eh mosperfillse, është ngrohur ca se qamet vapë tha po e mirë, të shkrifeton dhe lexoi strofen e fundit me krenari! Me madhengjeu!
Xhemali and Nasip look at it with a good heart! You, who are intellectual and well-read, said to Nasua-Xhema, you should start making some of these things that are good for you!
"The chronicle makes the boy a man
, sells the coward for brave.
The sun never sets there,
says Ismeti, approach"
What did you write for the Chronicle, I said that you are in good health for Baba, and I encouraged him to continue like this because of the anger of Vullnet Sines who keeps himself for the duplicitous and doesn't even deal with flowers and flowers, with Çamarroke keys!
Chief Albana, who passed by, pretended she didn't hear him, but her ears were there!
He sat down at a table and said to Chief Oerd, the socialists are making him very friendly with songs and recitations, he will betray us again, he is not a barot, a loyal Safi like us, he must be kept under control!
Chief Oerdi shook his head! What do I do to Hyqymet Kryzevende, the leader Muli and Ed Paloke, who have taken him into custody without him, I told you the monks to this and that bearded man, to kiss Milo because he looks like himself!
Chief Albana answered "no, we must be vigilant not to abandon suspicion but cooperative, you look at me, I didn't stay close or far away, don't let it be understood that I know your authority or not?"
Chief Oerdi sighed, it's not Doctor Tritani's fault, Luani and Mondi thought on the spot, the meatloaf is not allowed in the house"
I told Jorushi of Tabaki everything! It seemed as if I was praising her, but she had not lowered her head and was looking at her Instagram with all due respect!
While Salianji comforted me as it should and as expected of him! You are wrong, my blessed one, in politics everyone loves you, no one does good to others, there is no jealousy either, all friends and comrades, so always be honest, tell what you know and what you hear, don't hesitate to believe in everything it is said, look at me, do it like me! Etilda passed there to go to the unknown despite her efforts to be okay with everyone!
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